Going nowhere fast

I was hoping to tell you about the exciting time I had flag waving at the Classical Spectacular concert at the Royal Albert Hall yesterday.
Feeling lucky that we did not get stuck on the M4 due to a six car pileup that we had passed being cleared, we then got stuck in stationary traffic due to a broken down coach on the narrow two lane section for over three hours.
While waiting, we got chatting to some others drivers who were going to the Chelsea against Norwich City football match at Stamford Bridge, but we all knew we were getting nowhere fast, and decided to come home as soon as we could turn around.